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Devious Journal Entry

Tue Jul 9, 2002, 6:13 AM
you know what irritates me most? slow drivers..and assholes (which i'll get to in a minute)...they have no clue that they are making the roads more hazardous. now me, i'm a fast driver. but im also a safe driver. and for those of you who don't believe me, let me explain the mechanics of my theory...

slow drivers clog up the highways and roads...this lead to traffic...which leads to accidents. fast drivers speed up the pace, get out of the way, and leave the streets nice n clean.

now..about asshole drivers..these are the guys who are riding your ass even though you're speeding faster than hell...and instead of slowing down to get behind another car to get into that open lane, they'll keep riding your ass. so naturally...i brake as hard as i can...hoping they hit my car and pay my bills for the rest of my life. and if they're driving a shitty car...i'll get right between two cars so he/she can never pass. hehe.

and don't think that i don't give these people warning. i have a giant sticker that spans across my back window that say 'SUPER BITCH'...and i have a plate cover that says 'BACK OFF I'M PSYCHO'...so i've given them the opportunity to move as far away as possible before hand...

anyway..these are my thoughts on driving. SPEED UP OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY~!

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